do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
call me old fashion but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina
when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice
reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents
reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents
- me during sport: ball rolls in general direction and i fall over my own shadow
- me at a concert: guitarist throws pick into the crowd and i vault 20 people, drop kick all surrounding competition, backflip and catch the pick between my front 2 teeth
what if every god in every religion exists
like egyptian, hindu, and greek gods alike are all chillin on some clouds
and since every deity has something to control in the mortal world they get into fights on whos turn it is to do the job since there’s more than one
“Helios it’s my turn to rise the sun”
“Ra for the last fucking time you did it last week”
#I remember that conference on Supernatural
yo mama’s so fat every time she turns around there’s a new season of sherlock
I’m not even in the Sherlock fandom and I literally spit food all over my laptop when I saw this.
dat reaction image
we found love in a mildly disappointing place
now you’re just somebody that i know by first name
tonight, we are average age
i walk this fairly populated road
carry on my adequately well-adjusted son
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
omg
