May 2013
blessed-soul:
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
juicy-bliss:
call me old fashion but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina
pumpernicklefagbag:
ragehappystolemysleep:
harrystylesnickgrimshaw:
when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice
reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents
reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents
me during sport: ball rolls in general direction and i fall over my own shadow
me at a concert: guitarist throws pick into the crowd and i vault 20 people, drop kick all surrounding competition, backflip and catch the pick between my front 2 teeth
what if every god in every religion exists
like egyptian, hindu, and greek gods alike are all chillin on some clouds
and since every deity has something to control in the mortal world they get into fights on whos turn it is to do the job since there’s more than one
“Helios it’s my turn to rise the sun”
“Ra for the last fucking time you did it last week”
#disney what are you waiting for
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usapotterfan:
avenger-kitty-glorious-purrs:
lovelynobody00:
iamshirelocked:
yo mama’s so fat every time she turns around there’s a new season of sherlock
I’m not even in the Sherlock fandom and I literally spit food all over my laptop when I saw this.
dat reaction image
insert-awesome-title-here:
jensensparkles:
adrimnzr:
ruffalowildwings:
lilcalcifer:
we found love in a mildly disappointing place
now you’re just somebody that i know by first name
tonight, we are average age
i walk this fairly populated road
carry on my adequately well-adjusted son
hightimeslowtides:
emilygt:
dinosaurs-on-wheels:
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
omg
mormondad:
if I was a mermaid I wouldn’t have to go to school tomorrow
i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i need to change my ways
goodbyealwaysmockingjay:
Fun Fact:
It currently takes exactly a week- no breaks, no sleep anything- to watch all seasons of Supernatural up to the current one.
lets-go-lesbos:
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
Imagine a library filled with every book in the world, none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live in the story as any character for as long as you like. And when you come out of the story, almost no time has passed in the real world.
princesscadenza:
unicornlet:
princesscadenza:
how to drink milk
is this the right gif
NO IT’S NOT
i believe it should be
teawithaview:
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
punkbeds:
1 thing
2 do
3 words
4 you:
send me nudes
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the...
the-doctor-to-my-tardis:
wreck-it-rogers:
The fact that Robert Downey Jr is threatening to leave Marvel unless Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett basically all his Marvel buddies get a pay raise really shows you that he is a great man, a human being, and never thinks of himself above others even if he jokes that he is above everyone else all the time.
can i love you more
balderrask:
westbor0baptistchurch:
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
NOPE
NOT RISKING IT
indianchiefkeef:
old people are either super nice or the meanest people on earth there is no in between
